Through The Trap Door

  • Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
  • Teacher: Albus
  • Albus: Here!
  • Teacher: Doctor
  • Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
  • Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
  • Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
  • Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
  • Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
  • Primrose: Here
  • Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
  • Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
  • Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
  • Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
  • Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
  • Teacher: Rory
  • Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
  • Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
  • Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!